Second only to pinching ball python cheekfats, is hognose headsquishin’. It’s a most delightful sensation, especially when the hognose is angry, but is too complacent to actually do anything about it.
note: i was not pressing hard at all, hognoses are just very easy to squeesh. she’s fine <3 also oh my god i didn’t notice my horrible hangnail until it was too late. I’m sorry lol
omg this looked like a high heel shoe that shot out a snake tongue when the person pressed their foot down
that’s what i thought like WOAH FUCK I WANT A PAIR OF THOSE
OMG! Me too!!! *slinks away* Oh…internet.