so bored.

ask random questions puhleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

in time you’ll see, nowone nowone’s gonna do you like me.

stay with me, stay with me.

cos you my million dollar baby

(via mexicue)

razmakaz:

apocalypticrainbows:

sheebiejeebies:

bowrll:

Second only to pinching ball python cheekfats, is hognose headsquishin’.  It’s a most delightful sensation, especially when the hognose is angry, but is too complacent to actually do anything about it.
note: i was not pressing hard at all, hognoses are just very easy to squeesh. she’s fine <3  also oh my god i didn’t notice my horrible hangnail until it was too late.  I’m sorry lol

omg this looked like a high heel shoe that shot out a snake tongue when the person pressed their foot down

that’s what i thought like WOAH FUCK I WANT A PAIR OF THOSE

OMG! Me too!!! *slinks away* Oh…internet.

razmakaz:

apocalypticrainbows:

sheebiejeebies:

bowrll:

Second only to pinching ball python cheekfats, is hognose headsquishin’.  It’s a most delightful sensation, especially when the hognose is angry, but is too complacent to actually do anything about it.

note: i was not pressing hard at all, hognoses are just very easy to squeesh. she’s fine <3  also oh my god i didn’t notice my horrible hangnail until it was too late.  I’m sorry lol

omg this looked like a high heel shoe that shot out a snake tongue when the person pressed their foot down

that’s what i thought like WOAH FUCK I WANT A PAIR OF THOSE

OMG! Me too!!! *slinks away* Oh…internet.

(Source: flygex-eatin-on-softies, via theteddybearremi)

(Source: theanimalblog)